Friday, March 8, 2013

Baphomet County 003

Its basketball season here in NC. I dont follow any sport so I have no clue what that really means other than the local news is mostly sports talk and I can't get around anywhere near the coliseum area for awhile.

When I'm asked which team I'm pulling for I feel like an alien trying to pass for being human. Its the same feeling that had me dressing like Larry the Cable Guy in high school. Its the only look a 400 lb white kid could pull off and sort of blend into a rural community. "I am a hooman as well! Pay no attention to the freakish monster with no emotions drawing cartoons in the back of the class! Im just as dumb as any other redneck! Hyuk!"

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